HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES.
imagine kids bop covers of 21p
thank gosh its friday cause fridays will always be better than sundays cause sundays are my sleeping in days
sometimes chess seems better without a migraine in my head
Metaphorically, Don’t touch the floor of that abandoned discount STORE
i’m trying to sleep but i can’t when you all have fun with cans
poor person: *gets an older model of some smartphone likely on a payment plan because in this day and age you need a phone for things like finding a job, scheduling appointments, and various other important things*
asshole: Wow, you have a smartphone? You're not really poor. If you were REALLY poor, you'd sell all of your clothes, retreat to the forest, and eat cockroaches and leaves for the rest of your life.
